My dumb tweets

Monday, June 10, 2013

Here is my spam of tweets today during all the press conferences at E3, the bottom is oldest, so scroll up to view it in order.



  1. over 133 tweets today, woopsss, don't worry though, shouldn't be as bad the next few days since the conferences are all done
  2. is there even a reason to get a new xbox? they have a few exclusives sure, but are they worth it?
  3. yeah man, wow. Sony had a great show, and to top it off they owned MS with no online required, no DRM, trade in games and a cheaper price.
  4. annnd it's cheaper too, Sony domination
  5. this game is pretty much borderlands
  6. why does that enemy sound just like elites on halo
  7. Oh these not so subtle jabs slay me
  8. Sony totally just won this gen completely, I'm laughing my head off
  9. ahahahaha Sony just won
  10. hahahaha that looks so bad
  11. paid clappers are like uhh do we clap orrr?? just CLAP
  12. guess it's not an assassins creed without major glitches
  13. game freezes, people applause
  14. I wish I could get excited about kingdom hearts games =P
  15. is this SERIOUSLY another FF13 game? WTF
  16. I wish I could get excited about FF games still
  17. it looks like 2 PS2s tapped together
  18. why do all the new consoles look like old VCRs
  19. NO MARK HAMMIL FOR JOKER GAME OVER MAN
  20. this is a pretty good show so far, good job sony
  21. oh good a racing game I can go pee now
  22. I don't get why they're showing it at E3
  23. yes yes I'm buying this game this week
  24. and heeree we go sony
  25. watching an interview for BF4, that building collapsing was AN EVENT, just like the stupid radio tower collapse in BF3
  26. they just infected the entire audience
  27. This game looks sweeeeet
  28. the buildup for this game is lasting WAYYYYY TOOOO LOOONNNNNG
  29. I mean does anyone TRULY like the RABIDS?
  30. oh my gosh this couldnt be anymore uninteresting
  31. more like Just Don't
  32. dont really have much to comment on so far for ubisoft, nothings peaked my interest yet
  33. GOOD LORD SHES A GIANT
  34. whatever this game is, it's trying way too hard for humor
  35. YES YOU CAN BOO, BOO AWAY
  36. she's also annoying loollll
  37. that lady has some long friggin legs
  38. Ubisoft starts off with..... yep
  39. I think I put way too many jalapenos in that burrito =T
  40. holy frick I want root beer
  41. I just hope that building collapsing wasn't a scripted event like the radio tower in BF3
  42. that's what we wanted in BF3, please tell me that wasn't some one time gimmicky thing and it was real time
  43. HOLY PISS THE WHOLE BUILDING CAME DOWN WHAT?
  44. 5 man squads it looks
  45. totally digging all the particle effects and micro destruction
  46. this literally looks exactly like BF3
  47. someone pls crash the chopper
  48. man so many things can go wrong here, dis gon be good
  49. haha, OH COMMANDER MODE IS BACK I KNOW YOU ALL WANTED IT FOR 3 SO BAD
  50. UFC, NOW WITH TRUE BALL HANDLING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  51. NEWCOMER, BILL GATES
  52. NEWCOMER, SOLID SNAKE. "ITS SHOW TIME"
  53. they should all start fist fighting on stage
  54. you know they always have a sports segment but good lord this one is last way too long
  55. sports sports.. sports sports sports. sports. sports sports. sports sports sports.... sports sports. sports. sports sports sports sports
  56. unveil a new cover with true ball handling, now THAT'S E3 material
  57. unveiling a new cover, this is E3 material
  58. true ball handling now with kinect lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  59. true ball handling lmaoooo
  60. WHO BETTER TO SHARE.. ME
  61. what in the holy piss is this crap
  62. I better get this game now, they got a celeb on stage
  63. CELEBRITY CELEBRITY WE'RE COOL
  64. why don't you have a tablet yet guise it's what all hardcore gamers need
  65. "FROM MY TABLET" don't care
  66. I knew battlefront was coming, awesome
  67. THROAT CLEARING THROAT CLEARING
  68. wtf it's all the streams
  69. do the peopole not realize their stream has their friggin control station mics turned on? I hear them all blabbing away
  70. welp I know a new gif that's gonna be made popular
  71. how will this game make it to cell phones, that's the only people interested in this series
  72. what a strong start from EA
  73. HAHA he pointed out the bioware people were cheering
  74. I just heard "miserable pile of secrets" from the new castlevania game, day one buy
  75. welp time for the worst company in the WOORRRLLLD, let's see if their servers hold up ;o
  76. KILLER INSTINCT IS EXCLUSIVE TO XBOX ONE, no friggin crap you own RARE DUH
  77. 500 dollars for the new xbox, guess what I wont be buying till a big ol price drop
  78. game reminds me of planetside 2
  79. this game looks pre sweet
  80. halo 1 was on PC, aint the first time in 60 fps
  81. FOR THE FIRST TIME RUN AT 60 FPS, SOMETHING PC GAMERS HAVE BEEN DOING FOR OVER 20 YEARS
  82. A HALO FPS?! OMG SERIOUS?! OH MAN!
  83. master chief trailer, where yo know exactly what the game is like
  84. cgi trailers, where they give no hint at what the game is actually like, the best kind of trailers
  85. BATTLELOG IN TOP RIGHT CORNER IS A BACKSPACE BUTTON, KEYBOARD ON XBOX ONE CONFIRMED... or it's running on a pc =x
  86. IN 60 FPS... NVM GAME DOESNT WORK
  87. funny about being on xbox one since CDproject hates DRM, eh?
  88. funny since CDproject red hates DRM
  89. heck yes this game looks sweet
  90. I'd rather see the pc version thnx
  91. oh my lord shut up about voice crap ugh
  92. HECK YEAH WITCHER 3 TIME
  93. STILL NO CAMERA THOUGH WTF
  94. this looks way too serious for a Dead Rising game
  95. what about MVC3 final impact the third gold edition?
  96. I like the no audio part
  97. real monies we big boyz now
  98. AH CRAP I JUST REACHED THE SAME NUMBER OF TWEETS AS I HAVE FOLLOWERS, IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED, QUICK EVERYONE FOLLOW ME
  99. well cool you can record your game footage on xbone too
  100. wow lots of particle effects in KI
  101. little big planet, now on xbox one
  102. boom... that'll slow them down... I'm acting
  103. NOW I CAN GO INTO SMARTGLASS AND PLAY WITH THE BOOBS
  104. this looks like a suda51 game, instead it's someone called sweyuyrey65? what
  105. minecraft on xbox one! a game that can run on cellphones!
  106. CLOUD PROCESSING, OH BOY
  107. racing game time 2 ignore stream
  108. this cheering can't be real... it can't be
  109. ahh crytek, pretty games, bad gameplay
  110. like that doesn't even look fun, you don't even control yourself half the time
  111. seriously looked really cool until the QTE spam, do we really need that this gen too?
  112. dis game looks cool- oh wait... quick time
  113. STOP CLAPPING AND CHEERING YOU RETARDS
  114. why make a new redesign if the next console is coming out soon
  115. seriously stop clapping omg there's nothing to clap about
  116. more like red dead metal gear redemption

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Kilplix Plays Tomb Raider #13 - Shaky Cam

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Kilplix Mods The Crap out of Fallout 3 #15 - Reptile Strip club

Q&A Batch #215



can you do any magic tricks?
I can count to 3

How many teeth do you have?
a lot minus one

Really love the O & S Boss Theme for your intro to your Darks Souls playthrough, really good choice man.
Probably my fav track from the game, made the boss fight more epic

Harmony is the best right?
the best

During one of your livestreams for Yakuza 3, you played a song and it sounded like a comedy news report about sex being popular with teens in Utah or something. Can you tell me its name and/or provide a downloadable link to the song? - Morehouse928

Hey Austin do you need to update the links to your Facebook account in your youtube channel, here is the question: What do you think about the Lara croft ass?
thanks for that, I think a lot about her butt

Key Kilplix, have you seen any of SmoothMcGroove's Youtube videos? I highly recommend it to you.
subbed to him

Do you have nanomachines, son?
all of them

Are you outgoing or shy?
Totally depends, I can be outgoing as heck when I'm comfortable but when I'm around a bunch of strangers I usually just keep to myself

How are you feeling?
sdfghjk

What do you think about Far cry 3: Blood Dragon?
Looks interesting, we'll see

On your stream of 4/10/13, I saw Jonna on the stream chat, and I wanted to ask you if you and Jonna still hang out, and if so, what you usually do together. -Boxinacat
We see each other on very rare occasions, we talk often though

Are you enjoying the recent Tomb Raider game? And do you prefer the old Lara Croft, or the new one? -Boxinacat
Beat the game already, I was never a big fan of the old Lara so I guess I like the new one better

Have you thought of doing a vlog, showing what your daily life is usually like? Even if it's just spent in one place, I'm sure something will make it cool. Sincerely, Boxinacat.
lol, I sit here and do nothing, most entertaining thing ever

Hey Austin, when you post your Q & A, does it start first from the bottom or top? thx
yeah, oldest to newest

Hey Austin, are you planning on getting Dead Island Riptide? If so, will you stream/record it if you play with friends?‎  Lann Soleaar
I dunno, no friends plan on getting it as far as I know, so i don't have plans either

will you ever stream any other old school games, it be awesome for you to stream conkers bad fur day
I'll always stream old games here and there.

Do you watch the Walking Dead? I know you've played the game.
never seen it

Will you be doing a kilplix plays mass effect?
heeeeck no that game boring

Do you have any more Dead Rising footage with you and Tate left? To be honest those videos are probably my favorite. They always make me laugh. If you have anymore worthwhile or notable footage left would you mind terribly if you uploaded it? Please?
No more footage =[

How much Terraria footage do you have left? Is it at least up to the point you fight Skeletron Prime? Does your footage still include Tate? How many more videos can we expect of Terraria. I'm kind of a completionist when it comes to videos you make.
I don't even know, I need to check

What are your thoughts on the government trying to ban guns? There's also a strong chance they might pull it off.
wont happen

I know you don't like these kind of questions but humor me. Who would win in a fight, Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Jet Li or Chuck Norris? There doesn't need to be any real thought put behind it. The choice could simply be made for a reason such as favoritism. I don't mind as long as you pick one!
Jeremy

There's a free to play game coming out soon called Age of Wushu. It's been advertised on television. Have you heard of it? If so what are your thoughts? If not, look it up and tell us what you think?
don't think i've heard of it

Is everything ok between you and Tate? I saw your tweet the other day and it was kinda sad to see.
It's fine he's just being a ho with warframe

What tips/advice can you give me about fighting games? so i don't get my ass whooped. I'm kind of new to them (fighting games)
wrong guy to ask, I'm not a competitive fighting game person

In your video "Relaxin" I noticed a green case in the background with that looked exactly like an xbox case. Would that happen to be the case of an Xbox 360 game?
probably?

Do you still keep contact with Jonna?
talk regularly

You do know that sometimes your livestreams aren't saved, right? This might just be a redundant question.
I know but it saves to my HDD so whatevs

will you be the woman in the realtionship or is that to much of a problem unless ur gf asked you to be the woman
uh





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