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Friday, October 21, 2011

There's a lizard in my shower!

6 comments:

  1. One more reason I don't want to go to Florida: Perverted Lizards

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  2. Welcome to Florida, hows the ever changing weather doing for you?

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  3. Ever changing in a way, its always warm, only weather changes is the rain and very rare cold. I have lived in Orlando, FL for 26 years, its not the worst place and it is not the best place. And within a year you will hate driving here. Due to florida being a "melting pot" you will find a ton of different restaurants about to eat at, and a ton of specialty food stores too. Oh and a walmart every 5 miles.

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  4. I kind of hoped you'd post a message akin to "A lizard bit my 2in dick off while showering". That'd be a welcome change compared to your usual asshole demeanour, dear austin trujilo.

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  5. Yeah those are anoles. Aka http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polychrotidae

    Get used to them. They are pretty much everywhere in Florida but they are a pretty good animal to have, since they eat spiders, ticks, mosquitoes, and baby cockroaches.

    PS. Mario is quite the dick. He must have played a Kaizo mario rom hack (look it up) and couldn't save his princess.

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