My dumb tweets

Saturday, October 2, 2010

The sky is blue, you gonna tell me that too?

You people would not believe the amount of messages I get saying something along these lines:

"HEY KILPLIX THERES THIS AWESOME CAMPAIGN COMING OUT FOR L4D2 CALLED THE SACRIFICE AND IT TELLS HOW BILL DIED AND BLAHBLAHBLAH"


well GEE, thanks for telling me! without that message I'd have never known!  I don't go to any websites or keep up with any gaming news whatsoever so I really REALLY need you guys to tell me what's going on in the world since I live under this rock.

but seriously, I probably heard the news before majority of people about the sacrifice, I kinda keep up with gaming news through various websites..

cause i'm.. you know.. a gamer.

I seriously just got a message TODAY telling me, like it's BIG NEWS!

BLAH! /rant

30 comments:

  1. AUSTIN....Are you going to be streaming tonight?

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  2. HEY KILPLIX DID YOU HEAR THAT PORTAL 2 IS COMING OUT SOON U SHUD DO CO OP WIT CON CAUSE HE IS FUNNI LOL WHAT ARE YOUR PC SPECS CAN YOU RUN IT I DONT THINK I CAN WHAT PC SHULD I GET TO RUN IT OK BYE NOW ALSO ADD ME ON STEAM WE CAN PLAY TOGETHER

    (I think I included everything)

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  3. Shows how much I know... I thought The Sacrifice was just the comic not a DLC

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  4. Haha unlucky man. But you will ALWAYS get these messages from people, i dont know why but people will do anything to talk to you. Oh btw here is another fact, did you know that its very cold in space?! I know right! Who would have thought that!

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  5. O.o() wow.......people are weird and also a thing off topic I put food in your mouth >:3

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  6. I caught about 10 er 15 pieces of ... "NEWS" in your other comments too. You know, in case you were REALLY THAT daft... /:| I feel for you.

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  7. Could you explain what this pool means?
    I voted metal gear because of jed.
    Also you suk big asshole kaplox

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  8. HAY AUSTIN DID U KNW DERS DIS NU INVENSHUN CALLD UNDERWEAR I THINK ITS AWZM IT PROTECTS YER NUTS LAWL AND COMS IN LYK BOXRS N BREEFZ!!!11$%one OHYEAH ADD MEEEEEEE!!

    ...Dude, get out from under your rock and put on some damn underwear. :/

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  9. James even included caps lock ...
    OH, Austin BTW, thers an add on for BC2 coming out, called BC2 Vietnam, guess you don't get so much from the gaming scene since you live under that rock.

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  10. I know how you feel, my friends come up to me everyday, forgetting that they already told me, and telling me the same friking thing EVERY DAY AHHHH!

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  11. I was cruising YouTube one day and I found a Left 4 Dead video about special infected and the first comment I saw was "i love playing as the hunter but i do have one question. whats a witch?" I replied "FAIL." The guy got all mad because he thought I said FAIL because he spelled something wrong...not the fact that he was watching and commenting on a Left 4 Dead video and asked what a Witch was. lololol Talk about people living under rocks. XD

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  12. Sorry about the double post but Austin if you are good with the news, do you know when the second dlc for Alan Wake is coming out?

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  13. Hey Austin did you know that the sky is blue?

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  14. This is turning in to a realy sarcastic joke page.

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  15. I think they wanted an excuse to talk to you. ;)

    I'm not sure if I would blame them or not.

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  16. The sky isn't blue, it's black! (The Sun makes it blue)
    =P
    Well it's always good to have retards (no other words in mind to use than "retard") and the intelligent people.

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  17. I found out about the Sacrifice trailer because of you.

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  18. would you rip your hair out if someone actually recommends you Left 4 Dead?

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  19. kilplix is one of those rare people whose written work i can't read without hearing it in their voice. especially the line "since i live under this rock".

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  20. LoL! dis is so funni cuz kdepxliz dotn no nethign!1 BTW add me!!!1111pnmepehndjklsadsjdfkslasd
    /nerdspeak

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  21. Jeez Austin, sorry if they were just being overexcited. o__o

    On another note, did you know that not all roses are red and not all violets are blue? >8-D

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  22. I would imagine that responding nicely with "I already knew that" got old a long time ago. Can't say I blame you for chewing the people out.

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  23. Youtube fame is hell. Hell, fame at all is hell. I feel sorry for you and the gang.

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  24. Poor Kilplix...I always feel sorry for him and the gang when I see the amount of stupid comments and questions they get on their channels

    "hey kilplox did u knoe dat ther is a game caled portal 2 coming out????? liek u shud totuly play it wiv con adn jed coz i say u shood!!!1111!!1!!!one!!!!!"

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  25. well I can see how that can get annoying at times. I used to wanna put vids up on youtube like walkthroughs and stuff but now I'm not so sure

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  26. Why would the great Kilplix need to be reminded that The Sacrafice is coming out?

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  27. I have a 'friend' (don't like him very much but don't want to hurt his feelings) who does that kinda thing to me all the time, my way of getting through it is to imagine various ways he could be made to shut up, like a anvil flying into his mouth... it makes me happy :). On another note, what do peeps think about the sacrifice comic?

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  28. I believe the majority of them will be little kids who think they are best friends with Kilplix. Lets have Jed wait for them at the playground xD

    Looking forward to watching your playthrough :)

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  29. Fan: Hey Kilplix-san! Hey Kilplix-san!

    Austin: What.

    F: Did you know that there's this awesome new DLC called Th-

    A: Yes.

    F: Nyoro~n

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  30. Holly... "Hey Austin! Do you know that L4D is avaible for Xbox 360 and for PC? :D"

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