Pfft you Americans, Australia has by far the nastiest most scuttling, indestructable spiders the world has ever seen. We don't spray them with mortein, we drown them in it :P
Man, I would have been screaming in a tone so high, only dogs could hear it. I have a terrible, crippling phobia of spiders, and I'm awful with killing them. I used to set them on fire until I almost burned down the house.
God, how I hate spiders. Blehh. That spider is terrifying. I found one in my room about that big and pure black. Right in front of me on the wall. Scariest thing to wake up to. Ever.
yeah, like Liam said, Australian spiders are humongous! The spiders are so big, i wouldnt be surprised if they had some kind of HP bar floating over them.
Whats rong in killing a pider guys , lets be serious , killplix you know that when you made that sign above the fish thingy with "DON'T PUT FOOD IN MY MOUTH" you made 99% of the people try or even put food there? I mean ONLY there xD
Why is everyone obsessing over the toilet paper? Good lord. I've kept rolls in my room to blow my nose in, especially if I don't have any tissue in the house.
Also- I'm pretty sure that the spider was after that pie.
Ugh I've had a black widow crawl onto my foot while sitting at my computer, then a brown recluse above the door way to my parents bedroom...God, I hate spiders so freaking much.
Seriously, if I ever get my tarantula, I know who not to show her too xD I swear I'm the only woman I know that coo's over spiders like they're newborn puppies. I've got one in my bathroom my girlfriend named Fred. Fred eats the stupid red ants that infest my basement. The unnamed spiders in my window eats the huge ass flies that somehow manage to get down here all the time.
Spiders: They're nice people once you get to know them! 8D
I once saw a web with a HUGE blackspot ON it *I thought it was behind it* and I was like "Why is there a giant blackspot on our wall in our backyard?" And it looked like someone had a can of black spray paint, crouched back about, ehh I don't know, 2 to 3 inches and sprayed in ONE SPOT! So I sprayed it with a hose not like put it over 'cause there was a web and I'm an aracnaphobe, and the spot MOVES! THAT THING WAS FRIKIN HUGE II DIDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES!!!
Another one bites the dust.
ReplyDeleteThe spiders all in tune,
ReplyDeleteThe evening of the moon,
Dreams are made winding through my head.
poor spider Austin why did you have to kill him -sniffle- -sniffle-
ReplyDeletekilplix 1 spiders 0
ReplyDeleteHaha. Nah, I once had a 4 inch spider just chilling in my bathtub.
ReplyDeleteI named him Bradford, then drown him.
:D
Pfft you Americans, Australia has by far the nastiest most scuttling, indestructable spiders the world has ever seen. We don't spray them with mortein, we drown them in it :P
ReplyDelete... Still concerned about the toilet paper... I'm hoping that was for getting the spider :/
ReplyDeleteYou killed a spider, in front of a Spider-Man trash can....
ReplyDeleteLmao. That's hilarious.
Man, I would have been screaming in a tone so high, only dogs could hear it. I have a terrible, crippling phobia of spiders, and I'm awful with killing them. I used to set them on fire until I almost burned down the house.
ReplyDeleteGod, how I hate spiders. Blehh. That spider is terrifying. I found one in my room about that big and pure black. Right in front of me on the wall. Scariest thing to wake up to. Ever.
ReplyDeleteUgh I HATE spiders. So much. If that thing was in my room I would have had a serious problem.
ReplyDeleteYou're a brave man Austin. :P
try waking up with a freaking black widow that made a web over your bed.That will give a wake up in the morning
ReplyDeleteLEAVE SPIDERS ALONE!!!
ReplyDeleteThat was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteyeah, like Liam said, Australian spiders are humongous! The spiders are so big, i wouldnt be surprised if they had some kind of HP bar floating over them.
ReplyDeleteWhats rong in killing a pider guys , lets be serious , killplix you know that when you made that sign above the fish thingy with "DON'T PUT FOOD IN MY MOUTH" you made 99% of the people try or even put food there? I mean ONLY there xD
ReplyDeleteAww poor Spider! They well cute :) but I am wondering why you have a toilet roll in your room? lmao
ReplyDeleteYour room is a mess.
ReplyDeleteNot surprised there's a spider.
But if i see a room like that i would be expecting a roach.
I keep toilet paper next to my waste bin as well, saves me a trip.
ReplyDeleteIs anyone else wondering what all that toilet paper is doing....?
ReplyDeleteDIRTY BOY!
It looks like the toilet paper is sitting there.
ReplyDelete>:)
i live in australia and had to kill a spider the size of that bowl at the start
ReplyDeletenow thats HUGE
Why is everyone obsessing over the toilet paper? Good lord. I've kept rolls in my room to blow my nose in, especially if I don't have any tissue in the house.
ReplyDeleteAlso- I'm pretty sure that the spider was after that pie.
My room is pretty clean-ish, and I still had a spider hiding in my room for 2 months.
ReplyDeletehey I have that same trash can in my room :D
ReplyDeleteguys guys, The toilet paper is used for multiple purposes, MULTIPLE ;o
ReplyDeleteNow I'm just scared even moar 8|
ReplyDeleteOH MY JESUS I DONT ENVY YOU AT ALL.
ReplyDeleteWhat a beast!
I would have attacked it with a can of aerosol and a lighter for flourish and extra death security!! D8
Spider 0, Kilplix.... OVER 9000!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing killing spiders isn't one of the bog roll's multiple uses.
ReplyDeleteIt's used for OVER 9000 purposes.
ReplyDelete:/
How did I read that as deathwilt.jpg?
ReplyDeleteI just notice the toilet paper and the lotion >.<
ReplyDeleteCLEAN YOUR ROOM OMG
ReplyDeleteUgh I've had a black widow crawl onto my foot while sitting at my computer, then a brown recluse above the door way to my parents bedroom...God, I hate spiders so freaking much.
ReplyDeleteNNNNNNNNNHHHH!!! HE LIVED! NOOOO! GOSH YOUR FUNNY oops stupid caps lock oh well that was funny
ReplyDeleteSeriously, if I ever get my tarantula, I know who not to show her too xD I swear I'm the only woman I know that coo's over spiders like they're newborn puppies. I've got one in my bathroom my girlfriend named Fred. Fred eats the stupid red ants that infest my basement. The unnamed spiders in my window eats the huge ass flies that somehow manage to get down here all the time.
ReplyDeleteSpiders: They're nice people once you get to know them! 8D
I once saw a web with a HUGE blackspot ON it *I thought it was behind it* and I was like "Why is there a giant blackspot on our wall in our backyard?" And it looked like someone had a can of black spray paint, crouched back about, ehh I don't know, 2 to 3 inches and sprayed in ONE SPOT! So I sprayed it with a hose not like put it over 'cause there was a web and I'm an aracnaphobe, and the spot MOVES! THAT THING WAS FRIKIN HUGE II DIDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES!!!
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