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Thursday, May 2, 2013

Q&A Batch #207

What version of windows do you have? I'm asking this because I'm thinking about getting Fallout 3. - Morehouse928

What's the relation between Jinjo and Sobi?

Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
good question

Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
you stop? wtf

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?
cause runny nose duh

Where is the lead in a lead pencil?
they used to be lead

Why aren't blue berries blue?
they.. are?

Where's the egg in an egg roll?
in there somewhere

Did you know that in Banjo Kazooie that when Mumbo changes you, he says "Ooh my knacker?" (knacker = penis)
I saw the game grumps, yes

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
I think you need the talk with your parents

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
cause birds lose a lot of body temperature when wet

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
but I do

Explain "youtube money"
youtube made their own currency, get with the times, I have 100 tubedollars

Ever catch a Pumbbloom on pokemon?
I don't even play the new ones

What are your thoughts about the 3D remake of Jurassic Park? Have you ever watched the original before?
I wasn't even aware there was a 3D remake, kinda dumb, of course I've seen the originals

how much anime would you say you watch
not much, I usually just watch the same ones over and over and over again

when will you up load bioshock infenty on to you tube?????????????????


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  2. People are certainly asking the BIG, IMPORTANT questions in life here...