So I pre ordered Max Payne 3, it gives you 1 and 2 for free which I already own, you want the games? leave a comment below and I'll decide whoever gets them, this is through Steam btw, will be gifting it, bonus points for people who make me laugh with whatever comment you may have.
The deadline will end uhh.. not sure yet, we'll see
Leave your steam ID too
okay so i had it, then my little brother wnated to play team fortress on my account so i gave him access to my account and changed the password and forgot it so i made a new account but now i dont ave two of my favorite games, please help me out .
ReplyDeletemy steam id is touchablegrunt as well .
DeleteYou should be able to retrieve the account through the email you used for it, unless you forgot the password to that too.
DeleteMMMEEEEE FORRR FRRRRRIIIIICCCCKKKKK SSSSAAAAAKKKKKEEEEE :) @Elite Kc
DeleteNice! I cannot wait for Max Payne 3! Thanks for the opportunity to be able to possibly play through the first two again, Austin! Steam ID is boominbanana
ReplyDeleteTHUNDER CATS OOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!
ReplyDeletesteam ID: codydr
Was never into the Max Payne series, so everyone else can have at it. May the best comment win.
ReplyDeleteso my dad passed out and hit his head aganist a sink and he fell into the bathtub and fell asleep
ReplyDeleteMickey goes to the judge after speaking to him before about getting a divorce with Minney. The judge says "I'm sorry Mickey but I couldn't find grounds for divorce for being insane. Mickey looks stunned and says "I didn't say she was insane I said she was fuc**** Goofy.
ReplyDeleteSteam ID: Zarkoom
:D
Byddaf yn dilyn chi i eithafoedd y ddaear, Arglwydd Kilplixism.
ReplyDeletefrom your Welsh Fan :D
I already lost my old Steam Account due to hackers and poor passwords, so I've already been left with nothing, it'd rock to get my two favorite games back... xD
ReplyDeleteSteam ID: TheFoxxy (Sir Foxxy)
I like cheese.
ReplyDeletesteam ID: iammikeware
Inner peace is euphoria mixed with reality when someone finds their own confidence to be themselves.
ReplyDeleteSteam ID: Shane6169 (Killershane)
DeleteTwo hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?" My steam ID is Musuk360
ReplyDeleteMy pet cockroach recently died, he was a huge max payne fan. Me getting the game is what he would have wanted.
ReplyDeleteSteam id: powermax11
don't have steam or a good enough PC. oh well. saw a commercial for it today, looks pretty neat. You should autograph..... oh wait...
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ReplyDeleteI LOVE YOUR RAGE ! : D : D
id: piteros152
Sry my ID : STEAM_0:1:17447637
DeleteHello, Kilplix.
ReplyDeleteI saw you playing Max Payne, and it looked real interesting, so maybe being able to get it would be cool, if this piece of crap computer can play it.
You're a big inspiration to me, sir, in many ways. Sorry I can't think of something to make you laugh.
Steam ID: Sir_Wannabe
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ReplyDeletewell I'm not a really funny person but I can say that I love you and your videos. you always make me feel better when I'm in a bad mood. I would be really grateful if you would choose me :) but there is no problem if you not.
ReplyDeleteSteam id: sutimester00
I got them both yesterday
ReplyDeleteFunny... well.... im not funny.. but my face is.... well ok... no its more like a horror :( But either way im all the way in england and i sit and watch your stream which ends at like 5am for me. Now that good sir is dedication... or i have no life...oh well.
ReplyDeleteSteam id: XBadWolfX
Yes. You should sign it with a digital signature and make it seem like its a physical signed copy.
ReplyDelete>.>
SteamID: themerc2003
JonnyReLLo likes Max Payne, but I think I prefer Major Payne.
ReplyDeleteThis is probably be the blog post with the most comment XD.
ReplyDeleteNo idea why '_'
And my steam ID before i forgot: STEAM_0:1:6789673
DeleteNo idea why you don't give to tate or another friend you play with whatever.
Yes please.
ReplyDeleteSteam ID: STEAM_0:1:15659747
and Steam name: bigboom3.
I didn't know which ID you wanted to I posted both.
The reason why i want the games is ... ummmmm... oh crap i forgot...
ReplyDeleteGimme a sec....
ummmmmmm
Oh I remember now !
Cause i didn't put food in our mouth!
Steam ID : Modomancs
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ReplyDeletewell i never played max payne 1 or 2 and i am all out of money cuz of gas ):
ReplyDeleteSteam id:pkephart1
Hey Austin, who laughed the longest when Jed shot the gas station?
ReplyDeleteSteamID: iAN1213
Meant Steam Name was iAN1213
DeleteSteamID: STEAM_0:0:25130533
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ReplyDeleteAm looking for some games to play so... why the frick not?
ReplyDeleteSteam ID: Blue Sly (I think that's what you mean...)
Live like a windrammer as you fuck!
ReplyDeleteSteam ID: darkwatcher5
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
ReplyDeletestripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."
Steam ID: IndustriousTorch
Well i dont have a capable PC but i can still take a crack at making you laugh. So a skeleton walks into a bar, he asks for a beer and a mop. Or, so there was this magician on a cruise, oddly the captian had a parrot with him. Everynight the parrot would would see the tricks and give them all away. "It's in his sleeve! Rah!" After a few shows the magician couldn't take it anymore and plotted to kill the bird for ruining all his tricks. Fitting enough it started to storm during the night he had planned it. He picked the lock to the captain's quarters and approached the bird. It woke but just as they locked eyes the storm had gotten worse and caused the ship to flip and sink. The magician woke on a floating bar table with the parrot sitting on the other side. They stared at each other all day, then 2 days, then 3. Finally one of them spoke. It was the parrot. "Alright, i give. Wheres the boat?"
ReplyDeleteNever really played it, would love to
ReplyDeleteSteam ID = AutiGamer
Do I get bonus points for giving you the console livestreaming setup link?
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ReplyDeleteSteam id: STEAM_0:1:34426124
ReplyDelete[TNS-M] Cloud Sabre
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198029117977
Thanks for making this.
For a thing that makes you laugh.
DeleteOMG U R AWESOUMZ GIFT MEH AL STEME GAMEZ CUZ YOU R AWESUM I WANTEZ TE MEAT U IN REEL LIF SO WE CULD HANG UOT
I love you sir and ive been a viewer since L4D FM 4
ReplyDeletesteam: Undead_jackal
steam: Fallenjackal
DeleteHey, I've lost my dog, Snuggles, he loves to play fetch, with anything he can find, he's really strong, and fast, chocolate lab mix, his tongue is always sticking out, loves to go on walks, and hunting, especially hunting. I've last seen him on my walk towards Mercy Hospital. Oh and he's about seven feet tall, weighs about 300 pounds, hates fire. One last thing, he's been known to wear jeans and boots.
ReplyDeleteSteam ID is psychoticninja
S.I.D.: IMONFIREGUY
ReplyDeleteYou should have the winner fly over to your place then shoot out both their knees and say "There's your two installments of Payne."
Austin, this phrase is how you're going to secure your next girlfriend.
ReplyDelete"That shirt is very becoming on you. Although if I were on you I'd be coming too."
Yeah...jokes aren't my forte.
Steam ID: Lankerz
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ReplyDeleteI'm not going to beg for this, but I think it would be nice to die in slow motion in a game. I've been your subscriber since LONG LONG time ago, and either of these games will be my "Jesus Cross" blessed by you. Ok this is sounding weirder and weirder as I type and I'm almost contradicting my first statement so I'll just put my steam ID now.
ReplyDeleteSteam ID: Maxord11
Almost forgot the URL: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Maxord/
Also please consider my friend: |TDS^| Jonz
His URL: http://steamcommunity.com/id/JonzTheGret
Also, sorry about the deleted comment.
Pretty sure I won't win but....S.I.D. sadad24
ReplyDeleteogm kilplix giv it 2 me cuz im supr borred oh n accepet my freind requset plzzzzz
ReplyDeleteJust kidding, I can spell.
But those games would be really nice.
Steam ID: STEAM_1:1:31148954
Bust-A-McNut
Life is just a game, but at least the graphics are awesome!
ReplyDeletesteam ID: Loudon1994
Hmm..why not. I wouldn't mind those games, so I'll take a shot at this drawing here.
ReplyDeleteI know I'm not all that good at making a joke in text. Speaking is normally a way I'm usually considered funny. I'm sure a text joke from me would be payneful.
see what I mean?
If I win, then awesome! If not, it's all good too.
Either way, keep up the awesome work. I've been enjoying your videos for a good three years now.
Steam Name: Edward Stone (Darkly)
Steam ID: titan2995
Moop, I used to mess around with Max Payne 1 on PS2, twas the old days, where Microsoft and Sony were more friendly and like to put Halo on the PC. I miss those days.
ReplyDeleteAlso, before I forget (I'm very forgetful with stuff IRL), my steam name is Stray and my id is korpralkyle, but if that doesn't work I'll try to contact you over twitter or something.
That is, IF you choose me, which is very unlikely, due to my luck.
Hmm I've never actually played the Max Payne games but it seems fun so...yeah
ReplyDeleteSteam Name: Nemblemore(if you see an avatar of Nemesis from Resident Evil 3 your there :P)
as for something to make you laugh...
"My Name...is Kony Montana!!"
"Say hello to my little kids!!"
;D
German Sausage jokes are the würst. Steam:Legofreak197
ReplyDeleteLOL
DeleteNever played Max Payne. It looked weird to me and i didn't want to spend money on something i may not like and trailers didn't really help so this is a big chance to uncover this riddle. I've seen many videos like L4D, L4D2, almost all your scary games like amnesia, resident evil 5 (not really scary), and now afraid of monsters. (as long as i dont get scared i keep watching. although, that floating head in kilplix plays cry of fear part 1 scared my ass and made it poo. goodbye, good pants.)
ReplyDeleteSteam account name = psn_bigboss672
Steam profile name = BigBoss72
the picture is a purple dragon.
Thanks for letting me participate.
oh, and im not a fanboy. just making you feel a little better about me.
I'll try not to get blown away too many times...XD
ReplyDeleteWelp time to make a useless comment that may or may not be read. Meh, here goes one anyway. I've been looking into the Max Payne series and read nice reviews and comments about them, so... I'm hoping to be able to get any of them (I would already by now if not for a lack of money). Anywho, I'm LordZerdious on LiveStream and I've been following your work for quite some time. Whether or not you intent it to be, your raging and immature sense of humor makes you one of my favorite YouTubers/LiveStreamers (is that a word .-.?).
ReplyDeleteWait, I need to make that funny for extra points? Crap... Ummmmm... Well... ain't that just lovely? I got nothing. Well guess I could tell you something I saw on my Skyrim game earlier. I was walking to Rorikstead when I ran into these Imperial soilders. Didn't pay much attention as I randomly saw a sword floating off the ground. I tried to FUS RO it to fix the glitch when I saw a flying Mammoth. My reaction: What is this madness!? O.o
Max Payne O Max Payne,
ReplyDeleteYou make blood rain
While the remains of the brains
fall down to the plains.
Forever short of breath by watching the shear
Force of the Pain you release!
-Nikor4701
My bad, nikorishardcore is my steam
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ReplyDeleteTHE PENGUINS ARE COMING. THEY WATCH ME AS I DO MY FAVORITE PASS TIMES. Stupidlyclever.
ReplyDeleteMy bad. My steam is: StupidlyChangeling
DeletePlz and thank u steam ID: [cf] LEEROY or if that doesent work BOOMHEADSHOT09123
ReplyDeleteSo this man and woman go through a very bad divorce. One day the woman was walking down the street and found a lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it real quick, and poof, a genie appeared. The genie said she gets 3 wishes, but whatever she wished for, her ex-husband get double of. So she thinks for a minute, and say, "I wish I was rich". Poof, she was rich, and at the same instance, her ex became twice as rich. She thought for another minute, and said, "I wish I was beautiful". Poof, she became beautiful, and her ex twice as beautiful. The genie told this was her final wish, so she thought. Then said, "Genie, i wish you would scare me HALF to death". Get it? Anyway, my Steam id: *INSERT NAME HERE*
ReplyDeleteHey Austin, my name is Haley and im a HUGE fan :) Ive been watching ur videos for about 5 months now and im addicted..and they make me laugh my a** off almost every time which puts me in a good mood......I want to thank you for being you....you make my bad days better and put a smile on my face :)....my steam id is: hjclapp96
ReplyDelete71 Comments...really?
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ReplyDeleteRub a dub dub there's a pervert in the tub... Steam:karma_charger777
ReplyDeleteI'm your big fan, I am 16 years old, and I eat buns ... I lied, actually I am 14 years old and I eat buns
ReplyDeletewow people really want those games
ReplyDeleteSteam Name is [PotC]CaptainJackSparrow, i have been watching your vids a long time. They are what inspired me to try to make vids. granted they are no where near as good as yours.... well to be honest they kinda suck, but once i get some stuff like a decent capture card i am gonna try more. Anyway if you end up gifting those games to me, i will try to post a lets play of both of them on youtube at some point
ReplyDeleteFree buttsecks for everyone . lol
ReplyDeletehttp://steamcommunity.com/id/grandeesauto
Steam is AgentParsec. I've played Max Payne 1, but not 2, so I haven't gotten "Max" Payne; I'm getting like, "Half" Payne. I could use Max, but if you want to give it to someone else who currently has only "Min" Payne, that's cool too.
ReplyDeleteI want those games!
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine told me his funny life so I'm sharing it to you Kilplix.
He when to a hotdog stall to buy a chilly hotdog as he was hungry but he didn't brought enough money.
He's my idiot friend so he does stupid things and so he end up threw the chilly hot dog right on the cashier face and ran away quickly.
I know it's sound stupid and fake but what can you do without it?
Games! I want them all!
http://steamcommunity.com/id/nerojack75003
Steam ID:iNeroJack75003
DeleteIt's because it's worth to play as a team!
As max pain would say "PEEEWWWWWW PEWWWWWWW".... and thats bullet time...
ReplyDeleteGimmie, lehpumeh
I can't come up with anything funny right now, and don't really NEED those games. It would be just fun to have them.
ReplyDeletesorry but i got no funny joke xD
ReplyDeletewell anyways keep 'em good vids coming & more power to you
i miss kilplix and friends though :sadface:
steam id http://steamcommunity.com/id/CRLKVN
Steam Name: Cloymax
ReplyDeletenever played Max Payne, but I love bullettime... do want.
Steam Name: June0422
ReplyDeleteGive me Max Payne or I'll give you Max Payne!
Pain at the end....
DeleteSteam name: Vantio
ReplyDeleteSometimes when people scream, i kinda see a kilplix face, for me lawl!
steam name :︻┳═一 CHISENG
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/lrBorEl9m-Q
STEAM NAME:RDE from youtube
ReplyDeleteI DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN CAPS LOCKS OFF IT GTS ME A LOT OF HATE IN THE INTERNET, AND MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS ALWAYS THINK IM ANGRY WHEN IM NOT, I NEED TO PAY A GUY THIS 2 GAMES SO HE TEACHES ME HOW PLEASE IM BEGGIN YOU QQ
PS: I ONLY GOT THE NAME WITHOUT CAPS CUZ I COPY/PASTED IT
I wold really appreciate if you gave me Max Payne Austin, I wold really appreciate it.
ReplyDelete-Regards, Catkillerfive
I wold really appreciate if you gave me Max Payne Austin, I wold really appreciate it.
ReplyDeleteBest Regards Resardiv
Hi, I would like the games. Big fan of yours Austin, keep up the good work and stay happy. Gentleman Grylls.
ReplyDeleteIt'd be Nice to have the games. Been watching you since I stumbled upon your l4d saferoom fail, loved you ever since. Your reviews and funny moments got me and expanded my thought. Your really cool man and are awesome.
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ReplyDeleteBigpunk157, Two scientists walk into the lab, the first one asked for some H2O to drink, the second scientist said "Could I have some H2O too?" The second man is now dead.
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